Friday, September 12, 2008

In case of emergency, eat bacon

These days, you dont know what problems you might face. Terrorism, econonmy crisis, Nazi's, Ninjas, karate explosions, bacon shortages... ooohh... that last one freaked me out! That is why I keep an emergency bacon supply close by... and some eggs for good measure. So, just remember, the threat level is orange, like the color bacon turns just before it is ready to eat!

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