Wednesday, August 22, 2018

Bacon Cheeseburger Onion Ring Recipe... Good lawd that's good eats!

Hail Baconites! Yes, yes, I know... "Where the hell have you been, ya bastage?!?" Well truth be told, we at the nation are always engaged in the hunt for new and exciting ways in which bacon can and must be consumed. I hear ya sayin' "What the hell are you talking about? All the known ways to eat this bountiful and awesome harvest have been discovered!" To this I say to thee "Nay knave!"
Oh wait, you dare doubt me?!? "Prove it ya bastage!" You say to me? Ok, I will! Check this out... and mind you, this is being cooked on a grill! This here is for a recipe for: Bacon Cheeseburger Onion Rings ! And now... back to the hunt! Fare thee bacon!

Friday, March 30, 2018

Thursday, March 6, 2014


What new bacon related topic would resurrect the Baconation to proclaim greatness?!  A bacon app for your gaddam iPhone!

Those brilliant bastards over at The Oscar Mayer Institute for the Advancement of Bacon have done it!  No, not the ever sought after Bacon Fusion process.  We're talking about a device you plug into your stupid little iPhone to turn it into a bacon scent spraying machine of badassery!  Check it out now over at

Dammit, why am I an Android user...

Friday, April 1, 2011

Gimme a "B"!

Hail thee all Baconites! As I sit here contemplating life and bacon, I had the urge to post, or re-post a bit o'bacon, nay a sponsorship of bacon by Jim Gaffigan. I know you've seen, hell we all have, but I need me a larf and bacon dreams! Jim Gaffigan and Bacon!

Wednesday, August 11, 2010

Converting Vegetables to Bacon!

OK you vegan freaks! Science is finally listening to your hippy cries. Some genius at the Farmsville Academy of Tomorrows Techology Institute of Education (FATTIE) created a process to turn vegetables into bacon. Good God man! What could be better than that? Other than Soilent Green brand bacon, of course!

Click the Mystery Bacon image below for a detailed diagram and photo of the vegetable converting bacon process. It will blow your stupid face off!

Who reads alt text for clues, loser.

Go Back to School!

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Monday, April 26, 2010

They call that a contest?

Hail Baconites! I was inspired by the "Bacon is good for me!" remix and did a quick search on bacon eating and found a contest that took place some time ago shown here. With the amazing cameo by part-time bartender, Liam Davenport, we get an insider's view on the then looming contest and the potential side-effects -marked by the clever placement of luxury plastic sickness containers; obviously anyone foolish enough to get sick from bacon is not a true baconite.

As the contest progresses, a winner emerges, however, what is unbelievable, unfathomable, is the fact that there was bacon left over - losers! Until the last piece of bacon was gone, how dare they call themselves a competitor or connoisseur of bacon. I can only hope the next contest showed better results; perhaps they need to review the remix.

Friday, April 9, 2010

Bacon Is Good For Me - The Remix

My favorite little fatso from the "Bacon is good for me" viral video (HERE) is back, in dance form! This song had me shaking my fat ass and loading my bacon up with neon glow sticks. Its gonna be the next hottest thing at my bacon eating orgy-rave next month.

Have a listen and try not shake that ass!

Thursday, April 1, 2010

My First Bacon!

Finally, something to give my worthless ungrateful children. Their very first bacon! I remember my first bacon, I had a wet dream that night. Ahhh....

Buy your stupid kids their first bacon today, over at THINK GEEK.

Tuesday, February 23, 2010

New bacon recipe

In honor of Defender of the Fatherland Day in Russia, I decided to post a healthy bacon recipe. Here is the recipe:

2 lbs fresh bacon
1 lbs maple bacon
1 lbs smoked bacon
2 lbs honey bacon
2 ounces of brussel spouts.

Cook in a pan until bacon is delicious. Note, actual recipe will not look like picture.

Monday, February 8, 2010

Bacon for the Apocolypse

2012 is just around the corner kids! Start prepping your fall out shelter with the right survival gear. Zombie killing shotguns, anti-Antichrist spray, Mad magazines, an automatic high five generating machine to keep you company, beer, and of course, plenty of Tactical Bacon! This fine invention will keep you happily full of bacon for at least 10 years. At the end of that 10 years though, the bacon's shelf life is no more. Should that happen, I recommend taking yourself out with the shotgun. If you are out of ammo, this is simple. Become a zombie and eat other survivors, but skin them and add Bacon Salt to their flesh to make it seem like you are eating bacon.

Friday, January 8, 2010

New Product Idea

You have heard of fortune cookies and their ability to tell the future. But I ask, why should Tat have all the fun? What about fortune bacon? Every strip of bacon has a little message on it to get you through the day! Even better, you could replace that terrible tasting piece of paper in your current fortune cookies, with strips of bacon! Ah-so round-eye!!!! -_-

For the Mom that has it all

For my mutha, only the best mutha effin gifts, mutha! This year's Mothers Day will be different than the last few. Last year I gave her my dirty laundry and told her to clean it. The year prior, I let her spring me on bail. A few years back, I didnt get her anything because I am 99% sure I am adopted. I mean, she is black as coal and I am whiter than Casper! Well, this year she is getting a BACON FILLED CHOCOLATE PIG. Holy crap does that look good! Umm... on second thought, I am gonna eat that myself. Instead, I will give her a high five, or at least email her one.

Thursday, January 7, 2010

Bacon-bot my ass!

Hail Baconites! Yes, we are having somewhat of a Bacon Renaissance here at the nation. In doing some half-assed research that fuel our bacon laden minds, I came across an older blog and news article way back from '06 about NEC developing robots that could perceive taste. In a strange twist of events, it appears that a camera man taping for the video was perceived by the robot as bacon! All I can say to that is that the camera man obviously ate his pound portion of delicious bacon before filming the sequence. In regards to the robot, obviously, it is a ploy in order for us to think again of bacon, while it contacts "Sky-Net" to pass along the intelligence that humans could serve as pigs for their upcoming war against us.

I say we should take action first and kill all the robots! Wait - what if they make terminators that look like pigs... and they fire razor tipped bacon strips?!? NOoooooooo! ...Well at least I'll go out with a smile on what's left of my face, while choke-slamming Robby the Robot. All is well.

Bacon or Beer Can?

Damn, the Jamaicans might be the coolest people on earth! They have found a way, with their awesome language, to make the word "Bacon" be the same as "Beer Can". The 2 greatest substances on the planet. This is the next best thing since the Eskimos many words for snow, or the Jews many words for money. Have a look HERE for the proof. (Need sound)