New bacon recipe

In honor of Defender of the Fatherland Day in Russia, I decided to post a healthy bacon recipe. Here is the recipe:

2 lbs fresh bacon

1 lbs maple bacon

1 lbs smoked bacon

2 lbs honey bacon

2 ounces of brussel spouts.

Cook in a pan until bacon is delicious. Note, actual recipe will not look like picture.

My health after I learn how to cook bacon

A comical graph that is completely untrue.

Any bacon fan knows that there are substantial health benefits to this delicious pork product. In fact it is unhealthy not to eat copious amounts of bacon.