They call that a contest?

Hail Baconites! I was inspired by the "Bacon is good for me!" remix and did a quick search on bacon eating and found a contest that took place some time ago shown here. With the amazing cameo by part-time bartender, Liam Davenport, we get an insider's view on the then looming contest and the potential side-effects -marked by the clever placement of luxury plastic sickness containers; obviously anyone foolish enough to get sick from bacon is not a true baconite.



As the contest progresses, a winner emerges, however, what is unbelievable, unfathomable, is the fact that there was bacon left over - losers! Until the last piece of bacon was gone, how dare they call themselves a competitor or connoisseur of bacon. I can only hope the next contest showed better results; perhaps they need to review the remix.

Bacon Is Good For Me - The Remix

My favorite little fatso from the "Bacon is good for me" viral video (HERE) is back, in dance form! This song had me shaking my fat ass and loading my bacon up with neon glow sticks. Its gonna be the next hottest thing at my bacon eating orgy-rave next month.

Have a listen and try not shake that ass!

My First Bacon!

Finally, something to give my worthless ungrateful children. Their very first bacon! I remember my first bacon, I had a wet dream that night. Ahhh....

Buy your stupid kids their first bacon today, over at THINK GEEK.