They call that a contest?

Hail Baconites! I was inspired by the "Bacon is good for me!" remix and did a quick search on bacon eating and found a contest that took place some time ago shown here. With the amazing cameo by part-time bartender, Liam Davenport, we get an insider's view on the then looming contest and the potential side-effects -marked by the clever placement of luxury plastic sickness containers; obviously anyone foolish enough to get sick from bacon is not a true baconite.



As the contest progresses, a winner emerges, however, what is unbelievable, unfathomable, is the fact that there was bacon left over - losers! Until the last piece of bacon was gone, how dare they call themselves a competitor or connoisseur of bacon. I can only hope the next contest showed better results; perhaps they need to review the remix.