Gimme a "B"!

Hail thee all Baconites! As I sit here contemplating life and bacon, I had the urge to post, or re-post a bit o'bacon, nay a sponsorship of bacon by Jim Gaffigan. I know you've seen, hell we all have, but I need me a larf and bacon dreams! Jim Gaffigan and Bacon!

Bacon Pizza

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Bacon Alarm Clock!!!

Holy shit, this may be one of the coolest inventions I have ever seen. This is a custom made alarm clock by three geniuses that must work for NASA. Here is the premise of the device; put bacon in try, set alarm clock, wake-up to the aroma of fresh bacon, eat bacon! Pure awesomeness!

My hat goes off to these guys, keep up the good work. If anyone will build me a bacon toaster out of a working iPod I will give them $10, that would be equally bad ass.

Check out more info on the Wake n' Bacon here

The Periodic Table of Awesomeness

The periodic table of awesomeness. This table reflects all that is awesome in the world. Obviously bacon is #1, but this chart also has ninjas, Chuck Norris and boobs. Pure awesome.