Bacon or Beer Can?

Damn, the Jamaicans might be the coolest people on earth! They have found a way, with their awesome language, to make the word "Bacon" be the same as "Beer Can". The 2 greatest substances on the planet. This is the next best thing since the Eskimos many words for snow, or the Jews many words for money. Have a look HERE for the proof. (Need sound)

Bacon value on the rise

With the economy in the dumps and economic uncertainty around every corner, it is time to start thinking about investing a real future, the bacon future. This is different than the pork futures in that it is better. Alan Greenspan recently was quoted as saying, "Mmmm... I like bacon." ...and he is Jewish, that has to be a good sign, right?

Invest today and don't forget to buy American bacon because all other bacon is Nazi bacon.