For my mutha, only the best mutha effin gifts, mutha! This year's Mothers Day will be different than the last few. Last year I gave her my dirty laundry and told her to clean it. The year prior, I let her spring me on bail. A few years back, I didnt get her anything because I am 99% sure I am adopted. I mean, she is black as coal and I am whiter than Casper! Well, this year she is getting a BACON FILLED CHOCOLATE PIG. Holy crap does that look good! Umm... on second thought, I am gonna eat that myself. Instead, I will give her a high five, or at least email her one.
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