2012 is just around the corner kids! Start prepping your fall out shelter with the right survival gear. Zombie killing shotguns, anti-Antichrist spray, Mad magazines, an automatic high five generating machine to keep you company, beer, and of course, plenty of Tactical Bacon! This fine invention will keep you happily full of bacon for at least 10 years. At the end of that 10 years though, the bacon's shelf life is no more. Should that happen, I recommend taking yourself out with the shotgun. If you are out of ammo, this is simple. Become a zombie and eat other survivors, but skin them and add Bacon Salt to their flesh to make it seem like you are eating bacon.
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