Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Bacin' Aint Easy

My bacon hand is way strong! Bitch, betta have my bacon!

Wearing a hat like this is gonna command respect. When ho's be trippin' and bacon be drippin', you gotzta let 'em know fosho. So all you pimpalicous (that is a pimped out piece of delicious bacon) havin' mofo's betta get you some!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Adapted from the character, Flyguy and his succint poem from the epic film "I'm Gonna Git You Sucka!"

My b1tch better have my Bacon!
Through rain, sleet, or snow -
my ho better have mine fo'sho
Not some, not a piece, but all my grease
'Cause if she don't,I'm gonna put my foot in her back side crease.