Thursday, September 25, 2008

John McCain hates bacon

John McCain hates bacon and he hates your ugly face. That is what is being reported from a press conference just minutes ago, and it is sending shockwaves through the bacon eating and voting community. He was quoted as saying "Bacon isn't good. I hate bacon. When I am president I will make bacon illegal". This comes as no surprise as his competition in this race, B. Obama, recently made the statement "Bacon is da bomb!" and has also been seen eating bacon-popsicles.

It looks like McCain is trying to distance himself from the aforementioned black guy, I think though that this may ultimately hurt him in the polls. I for one do not trust anyone who doesn't like bacon, specifically Jews and vegetarians.

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