I love the smell of bacon in the morning

...and all day, every day! Imagine a bacon air freshener. Mmmmmm... man that would be nice. I dont know if I could handle that though. All I would smell is bacon and I wouldnt have any. I certainly couldnt eat the air freshener... could I? I suppose in a bacon pinch, I might. Unless, someone can come up with the travel bacon. Hmmmmmm...