Tuesday, September 9, 2008

Holy New Bacon Invention Batman!

Some nerd over at International co. has created a new device that promised to cook bacon in less than 2 minutes! No longer does your wife have to slave over a hot oven or frying pan watching your bacon cook to perfection.

All she needs to do now is put your bacon in this "microwave" and the "waves" will cook the delicious bacon. This baby is only $545 and is worth every single penny. Think of how much more time your wife will be free to clean the house and do laundry when her bacon cooking time is reduced! So run home, slap your wife on the ass, and tell her to "microwave" you some bacon!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Now she has more time to bake me pie!