We got yer bacon heah!

Hail Baconites! In our never-ending search for quicker bacon - we have discovered yet another method for cooking bacon for those times you wish to make a blanket and couch cushion fort and hoard some bacon for yourself. Yes, recapture that time in your past when all you cared about was forts, bacon and the next cartoon or 3 Stooges episode coming next on T.V.; you know - last week! But in order to complete your journey to those nostalgic times, you need bacon, and you need it quick. If you cannot locate your "Bacon Wave", worry not - you can still have a plate o'bacon in relatively short time by just simply following the instructions in this video. I know, I know... it is amazing, and better yet, it's all true! So, start building your fort... in front of the T.V. of course, get your flashlight, watch this video, then make the bacon and lock yourself in your fort and drift back to those days of carefree caring.

Holy New Bacon Invention Batman!

Some nerd over at International co. has created a new device that promised to cook bacon in less than 2 minutes! No longer does your wife have to slave over a hot oven or frying pan watching your bacon cook to perfection.


All she needs to do now is put your bacon in this "microwave" and the "waves" will cook the delicious bacon. This baby is only $545 and is worth every single penny. Think of how much more time your wife will be free to clean the house and do laundry when her bacon cooking time is reduced! So run home, slap your wife on the ass, and tell her to "microwave" you some bacon!