Bacon at work

It's hard to go to work without bacon, am I right? All I do is think about it all day long. My boss comes in to yell me at, but I hear him say is "Bacon, bacon bacon! Baconing the bacon, bacon bacon!!!" So what can you do when you work at an anti-baconarium environment like this? Since the beginning of bacon time, man has yearned to answer this question.

Well now there is a solution, the bacon briefcase! Carry around your work in style, in pleasure, in bacon! Now, if only they could invent a bacon laptop...