Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Olympic Bacon Controversy

BREAKING NEWS!!! This just in. Slow motion replay has discovered that the Chinese mens Gymnastics team used performance enhancing bacon to win themselves the gold medal. As you can see above I just obtained pictorial evidence of this blatant disregard of the rules. The picture clearly illustrates the China-man indulging on a slice of bacon, with many backup slices of bacon in his hands.

Bacon clearly would give anyone an unfair advantage do to its deliciousness and awesomeness. No wonder China won so many gold medals during the 2008 Olympic games, they were all on bacon! Those darn Chinese, what will they think of next?

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I heard that bacon can also make you invisible, so maybe if the chinese won some sort of long distance running medal, they just ate bacon, became invisible, jumped in a car with bacon in its gas tank, so it was also invisible, and drove to the gold....just a thought.