Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Bacon Toupee

Everyone knows it sucks to be bald. Women are repulsed by a bald head, job promotions rarely go to individuals without a full head of hair, and domes get sun burnt easily.

Well we here at Baconation have come up with an awesome solution! The Bacon Toupee. By putting bacon on your head, not only does it mimic real human hair, but it smells good and is edible. I am confident that the bacon toupee is soon to be the latest fashion statement that shouts "F*** bald people!"..

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