Monday, August 18, 2008

The ultimate conundrum. Why does Patty-V enjoy bacon so much?

This is the question that has puzzled the brightest minds in the world for decades. From what I hear, the answer to this question is close to being solved. My theory is that since bacon is delicious why would anyone not like bacon? Additionally, Patty-V is very voluptuous so it takes more bacon to keep her in tip top shape.


Anonymous said...

From my understanding of the situation, Patty-V is a bikini model, if she can enjoy the awsomeness that is bacon, why can't we all?

Anonymous said...

Is it true that Patty-V invented the flying-v bikini line?