Some doctor/physicist/cool dude has done his research and concluded scientifically that bacon is in fact good for you.
"My research has found that three strips of crispy, mouthwatering bacon every morning can actually reduce cholesterol and help slow the aging process," the awesome Gruber said. "What's more, the bacon's positive effects are enhanced when combined with milk shakes and/or marijuana." -Dr. Albert Gruber (a.k.a best doctor ever), source: theonion.com
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