I sure like bacon
It is pleasure for my mouth
I need bacon now
-smidge
Bacon dear bacon
how i love your crispiness
let me lick you now
-smidge
Fill me up bacon
I need you inside of me
mmm bacon mmm mmm good
-smidge
My doc says I'm ill
He suggests tons of bacon
I should comply now
-smidge
My bacon is good
My bacon is better though
My bacon is the best
-unknown
Bacon, Bacon bits,
Bacon cake, Bacon cookies,
Bacon sausages
-unknown
Once upon a time
There was a beautiful piece
of bacon, the end
-Mark
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My bacon is good
My bacon is better though
My bacon is the best
Once upon a time
There was a beautiful piece
of bacon, the end
Bacon, Bacon bits,
Bacon cake, Bacon cookies,
Bacon sausages
Bacon is heaven
Turkey bacon is like hell
I choose the God meat
Does my bacon think?
Can my bacon know of love?
If so, thats awesome.
My roses are red.
My uncooked bacon is pink.
Who would want roses?
Blissful bacon bite
Taste buds caressed with flavor
Prime satisfaction
If pigs ate bacon
Assured family dysfunction
Dire mad pig disease
Where is my bacon?
My bacon is gone from me...
What is on your plate?
The terror is here...
Darkness spreads across the land...
No bacon is found!
Fear pierces the heart...
Despair grips the very soul...
Bacon is not eaten...
Why do you cry now?
Do you seek the bacon now?
"NEB" shall soon be found!
What is NEB you ask?
"NEB" is a cryptid for bacon
Bacon that won't end!
To bacon or not
What question is this to ask?
It's always bacon!
Yo mama is ummm...
My mind is not thinking hate
Its thinking bacon...!
Hot pan awaiting
Tender bacon calling back
Scented love fills house
Oh great winged Neb,
flying fortress of Bacon,
open your Bacon bombay doors,
carpet bomb my breakfast
Bacon is tasty
Bacon is food of the Gods
Hands off my bacon, Bitch!
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