Monday, November 24, 2008

Too good for dogs?

Hail Baconites! Here at the 'nation we have uncovered a plot from the 90's in which bacon was given to dogs! And it doesn't stop there, apparently dogs have been given treats in a bastardized form of bacon for many years before the 90's! It's true! Is it a sign of the apocalypse that dogs have access to one of the best creations available to humankind? Will they start living together with cats? Will fiery meteors reign down from the sky? If so, will those meteors be filled with bacon? And how much would my grocer charge for those bacon filled meteors? Is it socially acceptable to use those meteors at parties?...

Wait... to get back on topic here, dogs - yeah - dogs with bacon... no wait - it's fake bacon! Bwah-hah-hah-hah! They don't get the real thing! Yeah - take that Fido! We are in control, because we have the bacon dammit! So much for their plot for world domination - they can't even get real bacon. Losers!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Too good? Yes, and also ILLEGAL(state-of-Bacon vs. Purina 1947):also decided too good for Mexicans,(exception):"PepperBacon" when used as "bait" with intention of luring illegal mexican, canadian, and french aliens into snares, pit-traps, live-fire mazes and county fair dunk-tanks.
Judge Roy Bacon "Wurst Historian"