Saturday, November 15, 2008

Bacon Haiku's

I sure like bacon
It is pleasure for my mouth
I need bacon now
-smidge

Bacon dear bacon
how i love your crispiness
let me lick you now
-smidge

Fill me up bacon
I need you inside of me
mmm bacon mmm mmm good
-smidge

My doc says I'm ill
He suggests tons of bacon
I should comply now
-smidge


My bacon is good
My bacon is better though
My bacon is the best
-unknown

Bacon, Bacon bits,
Bacon cake, Bacon cookies,
Bacon sausages
-unknown

Once upon a time
There was a beautiful piece
of bacon, the end
-Mark

Submit your own bacon haiku via the comments section. If we like it, we will add it to this post.

18 comments:

Anonymous said...

My bacon is good
My bacon is better though
My bacon is the best

Mark said...

Once upon a time
There was a beautiful piece
of bacon, the end

Anonymous said...

Bacon, Bacon bits,
Bacon cake, Bacon cookies,
Bacon sausages

Thats_So_Bacon said...

Bacon is heaven
Turkey bacon is like hell
I choose the God meat

Thats_So_Bacon said...

Does my bacon think?
Can my bacon know of love?
If so, thats awesome.

Thats_So_Bacon said...

My roses are red.
My uncooked bacon is pink.
Who would want roses?

O said...

Blissful bacon bite
Taste buds caressed with flavor
Prime satisfaction

O said...

If pigs ate bacon
Assured family dysfunction
Dire mad pig disease

B4Bacon said...

Where is my bacon?
My bacon is gone from me...
What is on your plate?

B4Bacon said...

The terror is here...
Darkness spreads across the land...
No bacon is found!

B4Bacon said...

Fear pierces the heart...
Despair grips the very soul...
Bacon is not eaten...

B4Bacon said...

Why do you cry now?
Do you seek the bacon now?
"NEB" shall soon be found!

B4Bacon said...

What is NEB you ask?
"NEB" is a cryptid for bacon
Bacon that won't end!

B4Bacon said...

To bacon or not
What question is this to ask?
It's always bacon!

B4Bacon said...

Yo mama is ummm...
My mind is not thinking hate
Its thinking bacon...!

Mciampa said...

Hot pan awaiting
Tender bacon calling back
Scented love fills house

Anonymous said...

Oh great winged Neb,
flying fortress of Bacon,
open your Bacon bombay doors,
carpet bomb my breakfast

Tommy said...

Bacon is tasty
Bacon is food of the Gods
Hands off my bacon, Bitch!