Bacon Haiku's

I sure like bacon
It is pleasure for my mouth
I need bacon now
-smidge

Bacon dear bacon
how i love your crispiness
let me lick you now
-smidge

Fill me up bacon
I need you inside of me
mmm bacon mmm mmm good
-smidge

My doc says I'm ill
He suggests tons of bacon
I should comply now
-smidge


My bacon is good
My bacon is better though
My bacon is the best
-unknown

Bacon, Bacon bits,
Bacon cake, Bacon cookies,
Bacon sausages
-unknown

Once upon a time
There was a beautiful piece
of bacon, the end
-Mark

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