Hey ladies! You know how to get your man smoochin your ugly face? Buy some bacon lip balm! He will forget that he is kissing a pig and think he is kissing a cooked pig.
Why not a Bacon flavored love lotion for her? Think about it ladies, if Beaver tasted like Bacon instead of stale beer mixed with battery-acid your manpig would spend hours plowing your wallow!!
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Why not a Bacon flavored love lotion for her? Think about it ladies, if Beaver tasted like Bacon instead of stale beer mixed with battery-acid your manpig would spend hours plowing your wallow!!
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