Tuesday, December 2, 2008

Pucker Up!

Hey ladies! You know how to get your man smoochin your ugly face? Buy some bacon lip balm! He will forget that he is kissing a pig and think he is kissing a cooked pig.
Order now, you aint gettin prettier.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Why not a Bacon flavored love lotion for her? Think about it ladies, if Beaver tasted like Bacon instead of stale beer mixed with battery-acid your manpig would spend hours plowing your wallow!!