Thursday, October 23, 2008

The Washington Bacon's

After years of controversy and bigotry the racist white owner of the Washington Redskins finally agreed to change the team name. The owner, Dan Snyder, agreed to this only after an Indian chief performed a rain dance and killed a buffalo during last weeks halftime show.

The owner thought that the team needed a new image, something everyone would like, bacon. From now on the team will be known as the Washington Bacon's, and will have a team of bacon cheerleaders who pass out bacon and do bacon dances. When asked what he thought of the name change, Washington Bacon's star running back Clinton Portis said "Man, you know man, I really sure do like bacon a lot mores than any Indians."

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