Friday, February 6, 2009

Former 'MST3K' writer pledges to eat only bacon this month

What a mega-super-stud!!!

From his blog: "Bacon is wonderful and would never hurt you. Bacon loves you." That brought a tear to my eye, true poet.

I think the underlying story here is too obvious to have to elaborate on, but I will, for you the loyal reader. Mike Nelson is clearly the coolest dude on the planet. Cooler than Ice Man, Mr. Freeze, the dog from the Slurpee cups, Billy Dee Williams, a cucumber, a Polar Bear's toenails, and the other side of the pillow combined!

Anyone for starting The Church of the Holy Mike Nelson with me?

Read the blog here:

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