6 Reasons Bacon is Better than True Love

I love my bacon dammit. As soon as congress passes that bill allowing me to marry my bacon, it's on! This fine fellow HERE did this great documentury about how bacon is actually better than true love. It insipred me to start writing bacon articles again for the nation. All you whiney little, bacon-fucks can get off our assess about not delivering you bacon content lately.

L’eau de bacon pour homme

It cologne that smells like bacon!

I don't need this, personally. I eat so much bacon I sweat out the sweet bacon aroma. But for some of you lazy bacon slobs, this would be perfect. You could use this to find that special lady that likes bacon as much as you do. This handy locator will help you find the location of the right ladies for this kind of bacon lovin.

Bacon Haiku's

I sure like bacon
It is pleasure for my mouth
I need bacon now
-smidge

Bacon dear bacon
how i love your crispiness
let me lick you now
-smidge

Fill me up bacon
I need you inside of me
mmm bacon mmm mmm good
-smidge

My doc says I'm ill
He suggests tons of bacon
I should comply now
-smidge


My bacon is good
My bacon is better though
My bacon is the best
-unknown

Bacon, Bacon bits,
Bacon cake, Bacon cookies,
Bacon sausages
-unknown

Once upon a time
There was a beautiful piece
of bacon, the end
-Mark

Submit your own bacon haiku via the comments section. If we like it, we will add it to this post.

A Poem About Bacon

Oh, bacon, how do I love thee? Let me count the ways...

A mazillion-trillion-gazillion-billion.

That is a lot.

Ahhhh.... love.