tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29255734344155059102011-12-25T03:18:47.619-06:00Baconation is the ultimate bacon resource. Here you will find bacon facts, trivia, news, jokes, and humor. This site is intended to be a resource where anyone from any background can come and express their undying love of the best food on the planet, bacon.Smidgehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16646303794408608819noreply@blogger.comBlogger1211100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2925573434415505910.post-79210012827352375262011-04-01T21:37:00.004-05:002011-04-01T21:42:30.282-05:00

Hail thee all Baconites! As I sit here contemplating life and bacon, I had the urge to post, or re-post a bit o'bacon, nay a sponsorship of bacon by Jim Gaffigan. I know you've seen, hell we all have, but I need me a larf and bacon dreams!

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OK you vegan freaks! Science is finally listening to your hippy cries. Some genius at the Farmsville Academy of Tomorrows Techology Institute of Education (FATTIE) created a process to turn vegetables into bacon. Good God man! What could be better than that? Other than Soilent Green brand bacon, of course!Click the Mystery Bacon image below for a detailed diagram and photo of the vegetable

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Via: Online Schools

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Hail Baconites! I was inspired by the "Bacon is good for me!" remix and did a quick search on bacon eating and found a contest that took place some time ago shown here. With the amazing cameo by part-time bartender, Liam Davenport, we get an insider's view on the then looming contest and the potential side-effects -marked by the clever placement of luxury plastic sickness containers; obviously

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My favorite little fatso from the "Bacon is good for me" viral video (HERE) is back, in dance form! This song had me shaking my fat ass and loading my bacon up with neon glow sticks. Its gonna be the next hottest thing at my bacon eating orgy-rave next month. Have a listen and try not shake that ass!

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Finally, something to give my worthless ungrateful children. Their very first bacon! I remember my first bacon, I had a wet dream that night. Ahhh....Buy your stupid kids their first bacon today, over at THINK GEEK.

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In honor of Defender of the Fatherland Day in Russia, I decided to post a healthy bacon recipe. Here is the recipe:2 lbs fresh bacon1 lbs maple bacon1 lbs smoked bacon2 lbs honey bacon2 ounces of brussel spouts.Cook in a pan until bacon is delicious. Note, actual recipe will not look like picture.

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2012 is just around the corner kids! Start prepping your fall out shelter with the right survival gear. Zombie killing shotguns, anti-Antichrist spray, Mad magazines, an automatic high five generating machine to keep you company, beer, and of course, plenty of Tactical Bacon! This fine invention will keep you happily full of bacon for at least 10 years. At the end of that 10 years though, the

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You have heard of fortune cookies and their ability to tell the future. But I ask, why should Tat have all the fun? What about fortune bacon? Every strip of bacon has a little message on it to get you through the day! Even better, you could replace that terrible tasting piece of paper in your current fortune cookies, with strips of bacon! Ah-so round-eye!!!! -_-

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For my mutha, only the best mutha effin gifts, mutha! This year's Mothers Day will be different than the last few. Last year I gave her my dirty laundry and told her to clean it. The year prior, I let her spring me on bail. A few years back, I didnt get her anything because I am 99% sure I am adopted. I mean, she is black as coal and I am whiter than Casper! Well, this year she is getting a BACON

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Hail Baconites! Yes, we are having somewhat of a Bacon Renaissance here at the nation. In doing some half-assed research that fuel our bacon laden minds, I came across an older blog and news article way back from '06 about NEC developing robots that could perceive taste. In a strange twist of events, it appears that a camera man taping for the video was perceived by the robot as bacon! All I

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Damn, the Jamaicans might be the coolest people on earth! They have found a way, with their awesome language, to make the word "Bacon" be the same as "Beer Can". The 2 greatest substances on the planet. This is the next best thing since the Eskimos many words for snow, or the Jews many words for money. Have a look HERE for the proof. (Need sound)

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I love my bacon dammit. As soon as congress passes that bill allowing me to marry my bacon, it's on! This fine fellow HERE did this great documentury about how bacon is actually better than true love. It insipred me to start writing bacon articles again for the nation. All you whiney little, bacon-fucks can get off our assess about not delivering you bacon content lately.

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Hail Baconites and set your sites to the bacon beacon! I see we here at the nation have been on hiatus again, and in this economy, can you blame us? We have to spend every waking moment searching for bacon and every dreaming moment, dreaming when we can have bacon again! Hopefully, some of you are still out there to read this, if not, I understand, there's bacon to be eaten!I just recently

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Hail Baconites! After the brutal slaying of NEB at the bacony hands of the nefarious "Baconman" we of course went into states of mourning and disbelief. How could one bacon cryptid kill another and why? This event alone proves the dichotomy of all beings good and evil all in one. Whilst mourning on the moors of Lake Superior one mist filled morning, a call was heard by us. A faint cry that

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I dont need to create a description for this image! Get off my ass!

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The Baconman has struck again, this time killing talk show host Oprah. According to a source close to the victim, Baconman's number one enemy was Oprah. Apparently he interrupted her mid-show and cut off her head in front of hundreds of witnesses. He then ran off stage still holder her bleeding head singing to himself. The clip of the beheading is reportedly on the Youtube and has already

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What a mega-super-stud!!! From his blog: "Bacon is wonderful and would never hurt you. Bacon loves you." That brought a tear to my eye, true poet.I think the underlying story here is too obvious to have to elaborate on, but I will, for you the loyal reader. Mike Nelson is clearly the coolest dude on the planet. Cooler than Ice Man, Mr. Freeze, the dog from the Slurpee cups, Billy Dee Williams, a

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The bacon man has killed the NEB. Apparently the bacon man was tired of the lame ass NEB poking around and overall being a worthless piece of bacon crap that no one could enjoy, so he gutted that pig like a fish.Bacon man is a figurine made of bad ass mouth watering delicious bacon. This bad ass bacon dude was first found here, I recommend going there and learning to building your own. You

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Flash Baconites! While looking to the skies for a chance to spot N.E.B. (Never Ending Bacon) and may hap catch a pound of cooked bacon to go with some beer, we just happened to catch a glimpse of N.E.B. but it was hauling bacon ass bobbing and weaving and we could not understand why that was and why we weren't getting bacon, until we saw what was causing the commotion and why my stomach stopped

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Hail Baconites! Flash! N.E.B. (Never Ending Bacon) has been spotted over a field in Montana back around 1977! The picture looks like a UFO, however our discerning scientists here at the nation has discerned that the object is actually a camouflaged flying pig that we have dubbed N.E.B.! A N.E.B. paradigm dons our blog here doing what N.E.B. does as well, flies around and releases a never

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Hail Baconites! This is our 100th official post, even though it the counter for 2008 marks us at 99 - this is our 100th post! We apologize for the delay in posting, however, we have been scavenging the 'Net for already published stories on bacon that we can add commentary to and relink for your enjoyment! As this is our 100th official post, we thought we would add a few stories here for your

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Artists are a funny breed. Take this young buck for instance. Clearly dedicated to his art yet we still see sings of his bullishit existentialism. From this picture alone we can determine he has not fully committed to the art. What the fuck is he doing with that guitar? Any asshole can BaconWave some ham, but to achieve true art, one needs to fry that shit! You can't expect to become an

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BACONMAN!I'm not a praying man, but if you are up there, save me Baconman! ...and you too Baconman's sidekick, Bacon Bit.

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I can hear what you are reading out there... you read the title and wondered if there could be a lolly with bacon in it and your name on it! Well, Baconites, I am not sure you're name will be on it, however we have uncovered a boon sent by the lords of candy! "Nonsense!" You say?!? "Shenanigans!" you call?!? Well, I call your nonsense... and your shenanigans, and raise them to reality!The

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Hail Baconites! This image has been seen in many places around the 'Net, however it has not been seen enough on real keyboards! It has also been discussed in many places, and yet, and yet, yes I said that twice - wait, and yet, three times, we have not, NOT seen action taken. Why you may ask - is it a conspiracy? Would non-bacon eating peoples be offended? What would actually happen if you

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Ever travel abroad and needed to order bacon but didnt know what bacon was on the menu? Here is a handy guide!Canadian: Real American Bacon, none of your crap!Chinese: 烟肉French: Lard (stupid frenchies!)German: SpeckGreek: μπέϊκονHebrew: ........Italian: Pancetta Affumicata (takes too long.)Japanese: ベーコンKorean: 베이컨Russian: беконSpanish: TocinoEverywhere cool: Bacon

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Hey ladies! You know how to get your man smoochin your ugly face? Buy some bacon lip balm! He will forget that he is kissing a pig and think he is kissing a cooked pig. Order now, you aint gettin prettier.

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I uhhh.... just wanted to take a second to ta... uhhhhh... oh yeah... that is the stuff... I, uh... uhhhh.... oh man! I am trying to tell you about this piz... oh man... I cant. That is sooooo hot! Uhhhh......

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Hail Baconites and Happy Thanksgiving! While it has already been stated here about the combination of turkey and bacon, we just thought we should point out that this is the one time of year in the U.S. that it is allowed to combine bacon with turkey. The reason is that turkey tends to steal the "flavoroids" (a completely "scientific" term and not contrived to be assured... *cough*) from bacon;

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...I know what heaven will be like.

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Haha, what a little stinker...

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Happy ThanksForBaconGiving everyone!This year, think of your loved ones. Don't serve them boring old turkey on Thanksgiving. Give them something they will love, give them happiness, give them bacon! It is bacon-wrapped chicken, inside bacon-wrapped duck, inside bacon-wrapped turkey. It is a virtual Bacornucopia of a feast. Oh man, my mouth is watering thinking about this. This could only be

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The lighting in my house sucks! All my light bulbs are those stupid fluorescent ones that take forever to light up. When they finally do, everything has this bright blue tone to it. My house looks like the shopping aisles at K-Mart. Sure, I know what you will say, just go buy a new lampshade that is darker and will filter out the color. Well you've got some nerve mister! You cant go around

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On a slight deviation than the usual posts, I would like to take some time to thank the hard working men (women don't make bacon, they can only cook it) at all the bacon factories around the world (except in Canada, as those aren't real bacon factories). For those uneducated on the genesis of bacon, it isn't just some magic pork product which grows on trees. It is made in the heartland of

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For years, man has marveled at Stone Henge and wondered how it was created and what it was used for. Well we can stop wondering, because that is a boring and stupid thing to do. Instead, we can build something greater and more useful! Bacon Henge!!Bacon Henge is bacon wrapped french toast sticks built on a mass of eggs, peppers, onions, and umm... lets say more bacon.You can find the recipe HERE.

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Hail Baconites! Here at the 'nation we have uncovered a plot from the 90's in which bacon was given to dogs! And it doesn't stop there, apparently dogs have been given treats in a bastardized form of bacon for many years before the 90's! It's true! Is it a sign of the apocalypse that dogs have access to one of the best creations available to humankind? Will they start living together with

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Don't EVER try to improve bacon.Fun fact: Everyone in this video is dead now because Sizzlean was made of 90% asbestos and 10% horse manure.

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It cologne that smells like bacon!I don't need this, personally. I eat so much bacon I sweat out the sweet bacon aroma. But for some of you lazy bacon slobs, this would be perfect. You could use this to find that special lady that likes bacon as much as you do. This handy locator will help you find the location of the right ladies for this kind of bacon lovin.

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This is all I need to be motivated:

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Hail Baconites! Are you feeling naughty, randy and in the mood for bacon? Well we here in the bacon labs have uncovered some bacon pr0n for those times when you cannot cook up some bacon yourself. This could go in so many directions - but lets, at least initially, keep it at just watching the bacon cook up! Yeah, oh yeah... fry it up baby! Ohhhh yeeahhh... it's soooo gooood! So good, it may

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Nuff said!

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Can anyone help me? What is happening?

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Hail Baconites! In our never-ending search for quicker bacon - we have discovered yet another method for cooking bacon for those times you wish to make a blanket and couch cushion fort and hoard some bacon for yourself. Yes, recapture that time in your past when all you cared about was forts, bacon and the next cartoon or 3 Stooges episode coming next on T.V.; you know - last week! But in

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Area man, a self proclaimed bacon aficionado and blatant metrosexual, has proclaimed his undying and unnatural love of bacon. "I use bacon in everything I do. Every day, I stuff bacon in my undies, pour bacon grease in my gas tank, feed my ferret some bacon bits, and take a bacon bath." Some people might call this creepy, others really creepy, but he claims bacon works wonders on cleaning his

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Leave it to the Germans! Is there anything they cant do? First they invent the Bacon Hitler, then they scare the Jews into becoming bacovores, now "Die Bacon Tasche" for your iPhone? Sweet! Das Bacon! Those of you without an iPhone, don't cry, pansies. You can use this for other things too, like keeping your drugs, your cigarettes, your portable copy of the dictionary, or a little black book

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Word on the street is that Jews are finally going to accept bacon into their diet. Israel is thinking of changing their country flag to the above picture to announce to the world that they have a place for bacon. After speak to one very Jewish person, he informed me that "I know bacon is delicious, it looks delicious, it smells delicious. Praise Allah that I can finally eat bacon without

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Ummm..., WTF?

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I sure like baconIt is pleasure for my mouthI need bacon now-smidgeBacon dear baconhow i love your crispinesslet me lick you now-smidgeFill me up baconI need you inside of memmm bacon mmm mmm good-smidgeMy doc says I'm illHe suggests tons of baconI should comply now-smidgeMy bacon is goodMy bacon is better thoughMy bacon is the best-unknownBacon, Bacon bits,Bacon cake, Bacon cookies,Bacon

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This is where God must shop! An entire aisle, dedicated to bacon? I think I would live here if I could. Notice some of the bacon is 69 cents, must be some kind of erotic bacon.Why isnt this in every grocery store? President-elect Obama, this is the change we need! Yes We Can!

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The Meteorological and Environmentally Associated Teacher League Overseeing Verbal Emphasis on Revisioning Society(MEATLOVERS) has spoken out on a common discussion among weather forecasters everywhere. It seems basketball size hail is no longer to be considered the deadliest hail size. Across the country, hot weather girls have spoken of "bacon bit size" hail and considered it to be a harmless

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LOVELAND, CO - The people have spoken and bacon has triumphed over fries. The Delicious (D) party NOM-NOM-NOMinee has won in a landslide. This is a day for the people, by the people, and via the hungry. Independant party candidate broccoli came in with 0% of the vote.MORE INFORMATION

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Some of you more blue-collar bacon lovers may not find much use for Bacon Vodka, so we here at baconation want to make sure you have another solution to get you drunk and smelling like bacon. Gentleman Ham's Bacon Whiskey! The perfect drink for hoppin' on yer hog after slammin' some hog. Damn that's a good use of bacon.So, I know, some of you bacon drunks cant afford this sort of luxury. That's

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Have you ever wondered how smart bacon is? Have you ever pondered why your bacon can't also give you porn? Do you dream of keeping something bacon in your pants? Well... some brilliant dude over at inventorspot.com has started to market a USB stick of bacon!!! This bad ass piece of computer hardware can store 4 gigs (thats a lot of porn or bacon pictures) and it looks frickin delicious!

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Stolen from here... A sweet costume and guidelines on repreezentin' in your hood on halloween. So, keep yer bacon fryin and yer weeners hollow...

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Hail Baconites! In our little area of the world, the sun is starting to angle away from us - causing us to want more bacon and watch football and hockey. While it is also a time to reflect on what was gained and what was lost, it it more importantly a time to dress warmer. From this we have learned of the bacon scarf being created and sold to the masses. However, before we could even get this

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There is a report at this hour, that the Bacon Party is awash in Scandal... From the New York Times: "The Bacon Party today, after it's revelation that candidate Mr. X was found to be a Canadian Bacon Sympathizer, is now reeling from the hint that it's Vice Presidential Candidate has been linked to nefarious activities, including the consumption of Turkey Bacon, or Facon, as it is known to

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The NY Times reported today that Mr. X is not the bacon backer he pretends to be! It seems the bogus bacon believer is busted! Lately, Clepper has been seen eating CANADIAN BACON! Not only is he eating it, but he is talking with the Prime Minister of Bacon for Canada "Jos Bleau" (pronounced "Joe Blow") over the bacon meals. The conversations have largely been focused on outsourcing Americans

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Indeed, we are now in the midst of a tight race. Our opponents are slinging their political mud, and we are slinging hot, searing bacon grease right back at them. The Bacon Party has gone Viral!!! (No, not like trichinosis...)Read our new Facebook page (Search for Clepper/Larkin '08 on Facebook) and join the Movement!!! Bacon, it's not just for breakfast anymore!!!

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Hail True Baconites! Not to dare to upstage the campaign news of the Bacon Party, but this must be made known! While already in existence, we do not think it is mostly known here, mostly. It is the amazing creation of Bacon Salt! Hell yeah! Bacon salt can be used in most anything - including bacon! Imagine if you will... hunger strikes - you search the fridge - the freezer - under the couch

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Allright, not so much bacon as the Bacon Party.I know, "I always knew bacon was a party, duh!!" No, this is the Bacon Party, and the candidates have joined the race for the White House! Our ticket is the Bacon progressive Clepper/Larkin pairing.More to come on this momentous moment in the history of bacon and it's impact on America and the American way of life.Read more and see the candidates

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After years of controversy and bigotry the racist white owner of the Washington Redskins finally agreed to change the team name. The owner, Dan Snyder, agreed to this only after an Indian chief performed a rain dance and killed a buffalo during last weeks halftime show.The owner thought that the team needed a new image, something everyone would like, bacon. From now on the team will be known as

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After much field research and customer opinion surveys, it has been determined that the original bacon flow chart (found HERE) was deemed too complex. The above flowchart has been updated to more accurately reflect the views of all humans on earth.Please contact your Local Representative for clarification requests.

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With the economy in the dumps and economic uncertainty around every corner, it is time to start thinking about investing a real future, the bacon future. This is different than the pork futures in that it is better. Alan Greenspan recently was quoted as saying, "Mmmm... I like bacon." ...and he is Jewish, that has to be a good sign, right?Invest today and don't forget to buy American bacon

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MMmmmmm.... I'd buy 3.

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I suppose if I am gonna bring my lunch to my school/work/camp/orgy/stalk/park, I will want to show everyone what I am carrying. The best way to do that? In a bacon lunchbox, obviously! I shouldnt need to explain, there is a picture right there ^ Ugh!!Go buy one, now!

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True-Baconers you may or may not know this, but bacon can be used to heal! That's right, bacon has healing powers! However, while the totality of the bacon powers have not been revealed yet, the healing factor, to date, has been limited to bandages. As you can see next to this article and also here, these bandages, are quite tempting. Note also include these look like eggs; which is of course

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Bacon Cooking Tips • If the packaged sliced bacon is cold from the refrigerator, slowly slide the dull edge of a butter knife along the length between the strips, gently rocking to separate slices. Plan ahead and take the bacon out of the refrigerator thirty minutes before cooking. The slices should separate easily.• When frying bacon, it's important to keep a close eye on it and turn it often.

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WEST CHESTER, Ohio -- One of Rep. John Boehner’s local offices was evacuated Monday afternoon after a suspicious package arrived in the mail.Message On Pork Barrel Spending Causes Big ScareStaffers received the letter from Georgia by U.S. mail. After noticing it was leaking an oily substance, they called the Capitol police in Washington, who advised them to evacuate as a precaution and call in

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This is a problem that has been bothering me for quite some time now. If you were to have x slices of bacon and x+1 mouths to feed, who would not get some bacon? You or one of your associates? What if all the associates are hot chicks?Also, if you have x slices of bacon and x-1 people, who gets the extra slice of bacon? Would I get it because I am just that awesome? Or do I get it because I

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Happy Birthday to the Baconation creator, Smidge! Smidge is looking to engorge himself on a bacon flavored cake with a side of bacon grease to warsh it all down! Happy Birthday Smidge!

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Some day you may need to tell a deaf person you need bacon. Or even worse, you become a mute and cant tell someone you want bacon! Or worse still, you have been deaf and mute all your life and have never been able to succesfully ask for bacon! Well sir, learn this now!

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Whaaa...? Bacon wrapped tots?!? "Pfft - Yeah - pfft!" I hear you say, but lo and hearken True-Baconers - 'tis as true as the North Star... 'tis! This heaven sent dish was first reported waaayyyy back in 2007 by a heaven sent blog called "Bacon Unwrapped". In this blog "Bacon Wrapped Tots", we see how the author dared to combine the pure essence of bacon with the amazing invention of tots, and

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John McCain hates bacon and he hates your ugly face. That is what is being reported from a press conference just minutes ago, and it is sending shockwaves through the bacon eating and voting community. He was quoted as saying "Bacon isn't good. I hate bacon. When I am president I will make bacon illegal". This comes as no surprise as his competition in this race, B. Obama, recently made the

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I have this poster hanging in my kitchen to remind me. I have never HAD to butcher a pig, if I did, I would know what parts to cook.Here is a little Simpson's humor to describe how awesome this animal is:Homer: Wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute. Lisa honey, are you saying you're *never* going to eat any animal again? What about bacon? Lisa: No.Homer: Ham?Lisa: No.Homer: Pork chops? Lisa:

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Hark True-Baconers! There has been a discovery that the world may know about, but may not... but will... NOW! A discovery has been degreased way back in 2006 concerning a unknown type of dish that sounds like an "In Search Of..." episode. A food creation, before coming into being, must have surely caused some eyebrows to be raised and sanity questioned before being revealed into the world.In

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True-Baconers - you will not believe what we have come across! The perfect drink for enjoying with bacon!... Nooo... not bacon grease... well maybe on a cold winter or rainy day... no we are talking about Bacon flavored Vodka! You may think we jest, but this is nay a jest! Check out the recipe for Bacon Vodka, and lose yourself in the possibilities of enjoying a pint of this bacon flavored

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Bring what back you ask? What - are you serious or cereal?!? Can it be that you have never heard of the bacon ambrosia that resides... in a can? Yes True-Baconers! Bacon did come once in a can - and with some type of monumental effort, it is here again! There is a movement right now at this site dedicated to the product: Canned Bacon by Celebrity Foods, that shows the hidden treasure that

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Oh, bacon, how do I love thee? Let me count the ways...A mazillion-trillion-gazillion-billion.That is a lot.Ahhhh.... love.

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Hello True Baconers! A few years ago the creators of South Park, Matt Stone and Trey Parker, explored the tenets of bacon and it's many uses. Marvel at their mastery of the goodness that is bacon. The co-creators also introduce a South Park episode, which unfortunately, this clip does not provide. Fortunately, we do see Macon, the show-stealing sidekick, explore the questions of eating bacon

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Nuf said!digg story

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These days, you dont know what problems you might face. Terrorism, econonmy crisis, Nazi's, Ninjas, karate explosions, bacon shortages... ooohh... that last one freaked me out! That is why I keep an emergency bacon supply close by... and some eggs for good measure. So, just remember, the threat level is orange, like the color bacon turns just before it is ready to eat!

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Is bacon evil? Is bacon good? Is bacon some new kind of moral behavior called simply "bacon"? Theologists have pondered this for many years. The fact of the matter is, bacon is a critcal part of Christian dogma.Did you know that Eve didnt eat an apple, but rather a piece of bacon and God got super pissed because it was his bacon and didnt want to have to cook another? Or, did you know that in the

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Lo, has the honor has been bestowed to come across physical evidence of how the chewy and/or crispy bacon food treasure is created. This evidence, which came from at least 10 minutes of non-painstaking searching of the global knowledge contained within "YouTube", provides some of the most sought after knowledge in the world! Yes, true believers, this is totally cereal, not a false claim, not a

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...and all day, every day! Imagine a bacon air freshener. Mmmmmm... man that would be nice. I dont know if I could handle that though. All I would smell is bacon and I wouldnt have any. I certainly couldnt eat the air freshener... could I? I suppose in a bacon pinch, I might. Unless, someone can come up with the travel bacon. Hmmmmmm...

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This heaven sent "As Seen On TV" product will cook "waves" of bacon - up to 14 slices of bacon infused ambrosia. The only problem is that there is less fat, grease, cholesterol and calories; as the "Bacon Wave" ushers the grease away in it's built in fat removal tray. During the process of cooking in the microwave, you can watch with delight how your bacon is getting ready to satisfy your bacon

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It isnt too early to start thinking about Halloween. Do you have your costume figured out yet? Maybe a Darkman/Hellraiser/Mr. Potatohead/Baconman mix? I think this is what all the kids are gonna be dressing like this year. It is basically the next Power Ranger or Hannah Montana.

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My bacon hand is way strong! Bitch, betta have my bacon! Wearing a hat like this is gonna command respect. When ho's be trippin' and bacon be drippin', you gotzta let 'em know fosho. So all you pimpalicous (that is a pimped out piece of delicious bacon) havin' mofo's betta get you some!R.I.P. Notorious P.I.G.

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Some nerd over at International co. has created a new device that promised to cook bacon in less than 2 minutes! No longer does your wife have to slave over a hot oven or frying pan watching your bacon cook to perfection.All she needs to do now is put your bacon in this "microwave" and the "waves" will cook the delicious bacon. This baby is only $545 and is worth every single penny. Think of

Smidgehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16646303794408608819noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2925573434415505910.post-62398892869903475302008-09-09T10:48:00.002-05:002008-09-09T10:48:48.416-05:00

It seems artificial intelligence was the only logical next step for bacon. Soon, bacon equipped with an advanced AI will become reality. What does this mean for human kind? Well, I think that is a foregone conclusion. As humans, we will likely become pets of the super-bacon. Or maybe we will become to bacon, what bacon is to us. It seems the transformation has begun. I for one, welcome our new

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It's hard to go to work without bacon, am I right? All I do is think about it all day long. My boss comes in to yell me at, but I hear him say is "Bacon, bacon bacon! Baconing the bacon, bacon bacon!!!" So what can you do when you work at an anti-baconarium environment like this? Since the beginning of bacon time, man has yearned to answer this question. Well now there is a solution, the bacon

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Wait! No it isn't! It is the honest truth. Just look at that thing, it makes my mouth water and my trousers tighter just thinking about it. Even that plastic pig thing the the back is like "hell yeah, that's me bitches!" Excuse me, I have to call my wife and tell her to get in the kitchen and make me one of these bad boys.

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BREAKING NEWS!!! This just in. Slow motion replay has discovered that the Chinese mens Gymnastics team used performance enhancing bacon to win themselves the gold medal. As you can see above I just obtained pictorial evidence of this blatant disregard of the rules. The picture clearly illustrates the China-man indulging on a slice of bacon, with many backup slices of bacon in his hands.Bacon

Smidgehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16646303794408608819noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2925573434415505910.post-35674836371274311932008-08-27T20:16:00.003-05:002008-08-27T20:20:32.069-05:00

Feast your eyes on this bad ass tat. I know you are already jealous and wanting to eat some delicious bacon. This dude is a true bacon fan and has my respect. I raise a slice of bacon and toast this dude for not hiding his true feelings for the god of all things meat.The only thing more bad ass would be to staple real slices of bacon to your arms.

Smidgehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16646303794408608819noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2925573434415505910.post-13247655468650229262008-08-27T20:12:00.003-05:002008-08-27T20:15:50.651-05:00

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Here are some facts about bacon you don't know:Bacon is cured and smoked pork. In the U.S. pork bellies are used, Canadian bacon is made from the rib eye of boneless pork loin, and most European countries use the ham (thigh) or shoulder to make bacon.More than 2 billion pounds of bacon is produced in the U.S. each year.The BLT became popular when fresh lettuce and tomatoes became available year

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